Christmas past.

Phewf, that's Christmas done - hope you had a splendid one. I'm home from seeing all the families now and I've been busy making a nest in my little house before I finally get back to the studio tomorrow. I found a whole box of vintage Christmas crackers - probably should have sold them a fortnight ago eh? So I decided to pull them by myself. I can tell you that the paltry bangs you experience with a modern cracker are nothing to the grand BANGs I got with those chums. And the charms inside were nice and the jokes were awful.