
'I've got some wraps in the back'.
Lucky for you guys I'm a poncy pattern fairy who wants only the the most handsome wraps. And here they are displayed for you.








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A nice souvenir bag that looks and feels a bit like a rag rug. |
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A handsome dustpan and brush - so you can be dead authentic even when you're on your knees scrabbling at dust bunnies. |
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A swirly cutlery tray - I really like it. When Mum spotted it in my box of stuff she was like BLEURGH! |
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Handsome bookends. On a similar swirly, whirly theme. |
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Modern, sleek bookends that can be used together or . . . |
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. . . individually. You can roll out the curl of metal and grip the books with it - dead smart. |
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A nice lino print. |
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A mangy horse made of real mangy horse hide. |
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A stonkin' bakelite bracelet. |
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Saucers in nice patterns - would look good under a lush and healthy pot plant (I haven't got many of those at the moment). |
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An espresso machine. |
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Some Victorian playing cards - such nice designs. |
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Some WW1 lead toys - poor spindly folk heading off to war. |
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A large wall-mounted mouth. |
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A mug with ears. |
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And some scientific posters that are made of whiteboard material, I thought they'd be pretty fun to have in the kitchen to write your shopping lists on. |
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The Glow Baby. This one is actually a bed warmer! Can you believe it? The warmth from the bulb heats your sheets for you. And if you hop in with it the light from the bulb will also illuminate your nether regions. Handy. |
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A nice fifties shade all cut on a slant and with stripes. Nice. |
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And a woven daffodil light. I love yellow so much. |
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Just me in my new shop. No biggy. |
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Nice big windows. |
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I love a convex mirror. |
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These jelly bowls - I just liked the colours. |
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A handy bottle holder for carrying booze to the park; seeing as no one gets milk delivered anymore. |
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A nice little drawer and basket and some dotty fabric that I love. |
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The dots are an amazing brown red that's a bit delicious. |
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I'm really smitten with this rug - it's a beautiful fine weave with lovely long tassels, I would like to eat it. But instead I'm just going to put it on the stall for big bucks. |
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This pot is also wonderful, though it looks like an urn. It's not going on the stall until I can find who made it. |
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A few of these lovely speckledy shopping bags. |
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And one box of these glasses . . . I could have had two boxes, I picked up two, but an old person grabbed the other and kept saying in a loud voice "NO! YOU JUST TAKE ONE", as if I was being greedy wanting to buy both. I was baffled and wouldn't let go but couldn't get it back because my hands were full and they just kept shouting louder it was really embarrassing. So in the end I let go and said "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" in a loud sarcastic voice. That was a weird thing to say eh? Not the witty retort I would've liked. Car boots are funny places. It was at the same car boot that I left some stuff under a van because I couldn't carry it and when I got back to it someone had robbed the plastic bags . . . not the stuff, just the plastic bags it was in. Funny. |
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I came up with this simple little design and carved it from special pink stamp making rubber which only costs about a million pounds a square centimetre (that's an exaggeration but it is a little bit pricey) |
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Then I mounted the carvings onto nice bits of wood, but not before I stamped the back to make them look all professional. |
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And there you go! Special 'Hand-made' parcel paper. |
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Makes all my post looked damned fine. |