Actually . . . I am art.
Next Sunday Rosalie Schweiker will be presenting me at Sluice Art Fair. (Sluice is at the same time and in the vicinity of Frieze, but it's free)
All I have to do is set up my stall and sell my toot. This new and exciting artwork will be called:
We buy from the poor and sell to the rich.
It will take place between midday and three on Sunday 16th October, do come along.